You Might Be a First Time Home Buyer If…
By now, I’m pretty sure that I could start a good sized list of instances that unmistakably reveal a first time home buyer, a’la Jeff Foxworthy (famed for the “how to tell a redneck” jokes). For instance, if on the occasion of your house inspection, your house inspector looks at you and decides to laugh outright at your legitimate questions regarding house repairs, costs, and/or mechanical inquiries, chances are you might be a first time home buyer. The jokes could go on and on, possibly making their way into a coffee table book, but I have far too much integrity to milk easy material like so many washed-up comedians.
Or so I claim now. 
Pics of the house now added.
