Archive for February, 2004

Quiznos Fried, Not Toasted

Monday, February 9th, 2004

Since when did the marketing wizards at Quiznos Subs start letting Hunter S. Thompson write TV commercials? I understand the need for product differentiation, but can anybody explain to me how psychotic singing ferrets suffering bizarre genetic mutations have anything to do with selling toasted sandwiches?

I do love the Quiznos menu, but the commercials […]

Kerry Beating Bush Already

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2004

This poll means absolutley nothing at this point, but it is interesting to see Kerry beating Bush so early in the game (9 months away).

If Kerry gets the Democratic nomination, you can bet your sweet bippy he’ll be getting my vote. But maybe I should take a more prudent approach… Yes, indeed. Let’s wait […]