All Fight for Freedom
Liz (talking to me on her cell phone in traffic): It says “Viva Bush!” on the bumper sticker in front of me.
Me: Oh yeah?
Liz (muffled): And “I’ll fight for freedom.”
Me: All fight for freedom?
Liz: No, I’ll fight for freedom. It’s on another sticker. It says I apostrophe L-L fight for freedom.
Me: Oh… (paused in thought) What the hell’s that supposed to mean?
Liz: I don’t know. But driving around in a mini-van’s a pretty good start.