Archive for February, 2007

The Bonding Qualities Of Using a Household Heating Device as a Urinal: A Letter

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007

Hey Cole,

You know, there are certain days, and I’ll just take this past Valentine’s Day as my not-so-everyday example, when the most romantic thing your mother and I might say to each other is, “Hey, does it smell like poop in here?”

But the other day you beat us to the punch line.

When your […]

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We’ll Be Right Back With More… Stuff

Sunday, February 18th, 2007

I promise. Or this baby’s name isn’t Chuck Barris.

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