On Theory
July 16th, 2007
For no particular reason, here are a few of my favorite theories.
- Capitalism - The free market idea has appealed to me ever since I could choose between Matchbox and Hot Wheels.
- Socialism - Because nobody said Capitalism was perfect.
- Postmodernism - This wasn’t really an option for me as an art student. Not to mention that linking to Michel Foucault makes anyone seem wicked smarter than they really are.
- Color Theory - Good to know. Better to practice.
- Evolution - Because it’s the one explanation for our species that makes any sense.
- Intelligent Design - Because it doesn’t really make any sense but I choose to believe it anyway (and find it totally compatible with the aforementioned).
- String Theory - I don’t know. Just sounds important. I think I’ll put it on the list.
- Psychoanalysis - Can you imagine where we’d be without Sigmund? Friggin’ here, dude. That’s where.
- Rational Emotive Therapy - Because I think the world would be better off if everyone went to therapy and used the word fuck on a semi-regular basis. If that’s not progress, I don’t know what is.
- Attachment Theory - Because it all goes back to mom and dad.
- User Experience Design - I think I might be getting the hang of this one.
So, what did I miss?