The Windmill Project
I have a seed of thought in me that I don’t think will go away anytime soon. Because my wife and I live on a ridge on the side of a valley, we get really high winds. I sometimes joke how our house creaks and groans like an old pirate ship on the gustier days. [...]
Happy Birthday Liz
I know she thinks I forgot. And this morning, maybe I did (for just a little bit). Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you… the haaaAARdest workin’ preggo this side of the river. Mrs. Please please me herself, with a birthday candle on top! Happy Birthday Liz!
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
And I’m not talking about the Eagles either. As it turns out, Frank Zappa was right. There is actually a medical condition called “broken heart syndrome” which can lead recently love-lost sufferer’s to symptoms of chest pain and shortness of breath. Something to ponder this Valentine’s day. But don’t take my provocative use of title [...]
15 Songs About Love and Hate
‘Been holding on to this one since I saw Ross do it some time ago. The first 15 songs shuffled from my iPod are as follows: No Dancing, Elvis Costello, My Aim Is True **** (Jungle Law), Love and Rockets, Love and Rockets Love Hater, OutKast, Speakerboxxx/The Love Below Tell It to Your Heart, Lou [...]
Over the Hump
Wow. There are some things I don’t usually where on my sleeve here, but today I’ll make an exception and say this. On any given Sunday you can usually find me in a green and white football jersey with a big number 5 on it. To most observers, that’s a sure fire sign that I’m [...]


