All Fight for Freedom
Liz (talking to me on her cell phone in traffic): It says “Viva Bush!” on the bumper sticker in front of me. Me: Oh yeah? Liz (muffled): And “I’ll fight for freedom.” Me: All fight for freedom? Liz: No, I’ll fight for freedom. It’s on another sticker. It says I apostrophe L-L fight for freedom. [...]
Eating Like Superman
Liz (feeding Cole): Wow, Cole! You’re eating so good. You’re soooo hungry! You’re, like, super hungry right now. But you’re eating soooo good. You’re like a little super eater man! No, you’re eating like Superman!! Me (after pausing to think about that last sentence for a moment): Actually, hun, I don’t think Superman eats. Liz: [...]
Jedi Photoshop Trick
The right elements sort of just came together and the next thing I knew I was making this Star Wars spoof for a friend at work. His daughter is only a few months older than Cole but obviously harboring a much higher midichlorian count. And to think some people get paid for this kind of [...]
The Shredder
I get this way when I read Newsweek sometimes too. Actually, I can think of a few accounting firms that might be able to provide my boy with steady work.
Silent Night’s All Right, All Right
Contrary to what I may have intentionally led some to believe, the figure depicted on my Christmas card this past year was not the baby Jesus. Bill O’Reilly may have sparked some ire on the Late Show with his inaccurate tale of the Silent Night song being rewritten to satisfy so-called secular conspiracists, but I [...]
