Liz (talking to me on her cell phone in traffic): It says, “On Judgment Day you’ll wish your car had Jesus stickers” on the back of the car in front of me.
Me: …
Seriously, this shit is starting to write itself.
Liz (talking to me on her cell phone in traffic): It says “Viva Bush!” on the bumper sticker in front of me.
Me: Oh yeah? Liz (muffled): And “I’ll fight for freedom.” Me: All fight for freedom? Liz: No, I’ll fight for freedom. It’s on another sticker. It says I apostrophe L-L fight for freedom. Me: Oh… (paused […]
Liz (feeding Cole): Wow, Cole! You’re eating so good. You’re soooo hungry! You’re, like, super hungry right now. But you’re eating soooo good. You’re like a little super eater man! No, you’re eating like Superman!!
Me (after pausing to think about that last sentence for a moment): […]
Some time was spent this weekend with friends at their parents’ cabin located in Bucks County, PA, the same place they filmed Signs (a fact worth mentioning only because it’s linkable on the Internet). The get together produced a few laughs, however, an unnerving feeling was felt by all when no one could […]
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